Unbelievable!

Yesterday Mrs. Frankly Speaking frantically phoned my office to come home immediately. "It's important" she hollered.

I went. I wish I had not.

It seems that Vivian, the lovely Golden Hamster we bought two weeks ago came from the pet store with an unexpected surprise. Vivian had pups.

I wanted to buy the boy hamster, but the girl at Petsmart talked me into Vivian, the knocked-up hamster.

Stop laughing. This isn't funny.

Anyone want a pet hamster for Easter?