I love this story from the AP. A Florida dad heard strange noises coming from his daughter's bedroom. When he investigated he found a naked man in her bed. He did what I would have done. He grabbed a metal pipe and beat the dude over the head.
The dad didn't know it was his daughter's boyfriend. He didn't, in fact, know his daughter had a boyfriend. Naturally, he was arrested, charged with aggravated battery, and had to post a $10,000 bond in order to be freed.
If the justice system provides him with a jury of his peers, I have no doubt that he will be acquitted. For my part, if I ever find a naked boy in my daughter's room, I'll be grabbing for a metal pipe, too. Mine will have rifled sights at one end of the pipe and a trigger at the other end.
Can I get an "amen!"?