My friend, Debi Pugh, passed along some thoughts about the SEC to me earlier today. Interesting, considering her roots are all in Kentucky . . .
It's football season again, so here are some revealing facts about the SEC teams.
Q - What does the average Alabama Player get on his SATs?
A - Drool.
Q - What do you get when you put 32 Arkansas Cheerleaders in one room?
A - A full set of teeth.
Q - How do you get a South Carolina Cheerleader into your dorm room?
A - Grease her hips and push.
Q - How do you get a Georgia Graduate off your porch?
A - Pay him for the pizza.
Q - How do you know if a Mississippi State football player has a Girlfriend?
A - There is tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup
Q - Why is the Kentucky Football team like a possum?
A - Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.
Q - What are the longest three years of an Auburn football player's Life?
A - His freshman year.
Q - How many Florida Freshmen does it take to change a light bulb?
A - None. That's a sophomore course.
Q - Where was O. J. headed in the white Bronco?
A - Baton Rouge, Louisiana. He knew that the police would never look at LSU for a Heisman Trophy winner.
AND FINALLY (drum roll and cymbal crash.....)
Q - Why did Tennessee choose orange as their team color?
A - You can wear it to the game on Saturday, hunting on Sunday, and picking up trash along the highways the rest of the week.