Thursday, September 20, 2007

The South East Conference

My friend, Debi Pugh, passed along some thoughts about the SEC to me earlier today. Interesting, considering her roots are all in Kentucky . . .

It's football season again, so here are some revealing facts about the SEC teams.

Q - What does the average Alabama Player get on his SATs?
A - Drool.

Q - What do you get when you put 32 Arkansas Cheerleaders in one room?
A - A full set of teeth.

Q - How do you get a South Carolina Cheerleader into your dorm room?
A - Grease her hips and push.

Q - How do you get a Georgia Graduate off your porch?
A - Pay him for the pizza.

Q - How do you know if a Mississippi State football player has a Girlfriend?
A - There is tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup

Q - Why is the Kentucky Football team like a possum?
A - Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.

Q - What are the longest three years of an Auburn football player's Life?
A - His freshman year.

Q - How many Florida Freshmen does it take to change a light bulb?
A - None. That's a sophomore course.

Q - Where was O. J. headed in the white Bronco?
A - Baton Rouge, Louisiana. He knew that the police would never look at LSU for a Heisman Trophy winner.

AND FINALLY (drum roll and cymbal crash.....)

Q - Why did Tennessee choose orange as their team color?
A - You can wear it to the game on Saturday, hunting on Sunday, and picking up trash along the highways the rest of the week.

1 comment:

Unknown said...

I was kind of thinking that all of those could apply to the University of Michigan (just change the colors in the last one).